Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10? …
June 4th, 2009
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Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
Two 5 year old boys.
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Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? …
June 4th, 2009
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Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. …
June 4th, 2009
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Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?”
Little Johnny’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
Little Johnny replied: “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!”
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A rabbit came into a shop and asked, "Got any carrots?
June 4th, 2009
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A rabbit came into a shop and asked, “Got any carrots?” The seller answered, “No!”
The next day the rabbit came again and asked, “Got any carrots?” The seller replied “No!”
Next day the rabbit came and asked, “Got any carrots?” The seller shouted, “No! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I’ll take nails and hammer you on the wall by your ears!”
Early next morning the rabbit came back and asked, ” Got any nails?” The seller answered, “No!” The rabbit asked, “Got any carrots?”
