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Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?

One got his head blown off in the back of a limosene, the other got assasinated.

The vector was walking down cartesian drive when he bumped into a confused Scalar.

The vector asked him what was wrong and he replied, “Help I have no direction.”

Elton John wasn’t the only one who composed a song for Diana:

1) Roxette - “Crash! Boom! Bang!”
2) Michael Jackson - “Blood on the dashboard!”

A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The housewife replied: “Ah, he’s not that friendly. That’s his bowl you’re using.”